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Louis Celine
Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth.
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Hadewijch of Antwerp
May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is.
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American Heart Association Cookbook
Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases.
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John Foster Dulles
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith.
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Plato
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
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Author Unknown
The price is what you pay; the value is what you receive.
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Henry Louis Mencken
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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Robert Byrne
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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T. S. Eliot
In a minute there is time for decision and revisions that a minute will reverse.
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Margaret Mead
Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as possible.
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Joseph Chilton Pearce
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
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