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Funniest Random Quotations - 59
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Margaret Cho
I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
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James Grover Thurber
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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Robert M. Pirsig
To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top.
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Burton Hills
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
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Paul Klee
The beautiful, which is perhaps inseparable from art, is not after all tied to the subject, but to the pictorial representation. In this way and in no other does art overcome the ugly without avoiding it.
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Lu Yen
The secret of the magic of life consists in using action in order to attain non-action. One must not wish to leap over everything and penetrate directly.
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John Denver
Whatever meaning 'Annie's Song' had for me on a personal level, there was also a larger context. It could just as easily have been about love for a brother. Or a father. Or a friend. It could just as easily have been a prayer.
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Sir Anthony Hawkins
Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
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Dbjanski
Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
There is nothing with which every man is so afraid as getting to know how enormously much he is capable of doing and becoming.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 09-07-05
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Immanuel Hermann Fichte
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
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