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Ayn Rand, Capitalism, the Unknown Ideal p. 42
If men want to oppose war, it is *statism* that they must oppose.
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William Blake
Thou art a Man, God is no more. Thy own humanity learn to adore.
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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 3 scene 2
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones.
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Bo Jackson
Success: Set your standarts high, and do not stop till you reach them.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
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Jeff Melvoin
As close as we are today, tomorrow when we come back from that battlefield, we will be as close as two men can possibly be, sharing a bond that can only be forged in the face of imminent disfigurement. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned.
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John and Brand, Josh Falsey
Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there's not any gravity. You just kind of leave your feet and go floating around. Is that what being in love is like
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Unknown
Those who hear not the music. . . think the dancers mad.
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Unknown
Don't deny hope it's chance to work magic
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Dave Barry
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.
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Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
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