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Louis D. Brandeis
In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in governmental action.
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Henry David Thoreau
However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. God will see that you do want society.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Life is real Life is earnest And the grave is not its goal Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate treatment, so shouldst thou have thy thoughts ready to understand things divine and human, remembering in thy every act, even the smallest, how close is the bond that unites the two.
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Charles Fletcher Lummis
I am bigger than anything that can happen to me. All these things, sorrow, misforturne, and suffering, are outside my door. I am in the house, and I have the key.
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Ring Lardner, The Young Immigrants, 1920
Shut up he explained.
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Honore\' de Balzac
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.
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Proverbs 25:15
Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a bone.
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Charles Churchill
Genius is of no country.
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Sir Issac Newton, On how he made discoveries
By always thinking unto them. I keep the subject constantly before me and wait till the first dawnings open little by little into the full light.
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Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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T. S. Eliot
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
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