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M. C. Richards
All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.
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Leon Botstein
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
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Carl Jung
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
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Joseph Addison
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul; and thus it may be looked on as weakness in the composition of human nature. But if we consider the frequent reliefs we receive from it and how often it breaks the gloom which is apt to depress the mind and damp our spirits, with transient, unexpected gleams of joy, one would take care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life.
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Alen Coren
To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Solon
In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
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Ansel Adams
I have often thought that if photography were difficult in the true sense of the term -- meaning that the creation of a simple photograph would entail as much time and effort as the production of a good watercolor or etching -- there would be a vast improvement in total output. The sheer ease with which we can produce a superficial image often leads to creative disaster.
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William Shakespeare, "Othello", Act 1 scene 1
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
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Nathaniel Emmons
Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
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Walter Bagehot
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
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Aeschylus
I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.
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Rodan of Alexandria
Only a brave person is willing to honestly admit, and fearlessly to face, what a sincere and logical mind discovers.
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