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Clever Random Quotations - 58
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Quentin Crisp
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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Aristotle
It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Above all, try something.
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Juvenal, Satires
Who will guard the guards themselves? (quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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Walter Lord, World War II Memorial in Washington, DC
Even against the greatest of odds, there is something in the human spirit- a magic blend of skill, faith, and valor- that can lift men from certain defeat to incredible victory.
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Denis Diderot
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little at a truth we find bitter.
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Robert W. Sarnoff
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
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Miguel de Cervantes
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
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Raymond Holliwell
Each experience through which we pass operates ultimately for our good. This is a correct attitude to adopt and we must be able to see it in that light.
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Computer Museum
Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw.
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Heinrich Heine
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
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Jewish Proverb
Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
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