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Amusing Random Quotations - 37
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John Ruskin
It is written on the arched sky It looks out from every star It is the poetry of Nature It is that which uplifts the spirit within us.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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Andre Maurois
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love.
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Publilius Syrus
Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
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Washington Irving
There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others, however humble.
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Rudyard Kipling, With the Night Mail (1909)
Funny how the new things are the old things.
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Elizabeth Ashley
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
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Lauren Becall
Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly.
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Emile Chartier
There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.
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Heloise
Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
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Henry Ford
You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do.
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James T. Farrell
There's one good kind of writer -- a dead one.
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