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Paul Tsongas, campaigning in New Hampshire
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
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Hannah Moore
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one.
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Honore De Balzac
Imagination helps bring out the realism of every detail and only sees the beauties of the work.
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Bertrand Russell
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
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Bob Hope
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
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Arnold J. Toynbee
Apathy can be overcome by enthusiasm, and enthusiasm can only be aroused by two things first, an ideal, with takes the imagination by storm, and second, a definite intelligible plan for carrying that ideal into practice.
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Kahlil Gibran
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
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Chinese Proverb
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
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Miguel de Cervantes
It is good to live and learn.
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Juvenal, Satires
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
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Clarence Day
As time goes on, new and remoter aspects of truth are discovered which can seldom be fitted into creeds that are changeless.
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Pythagoras
Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.
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