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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Henry David Thoreau

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.


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Victor Hugo

Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They are prevented from seeing one another and they cannot write nevertheless they find countless mysterious ways of corresponding, by sending each other the song of birds, the scent of flowers, the laughter of children, the light of the sun, the sighing of the wind, and the gleam of the stars-all the beauties of creation.


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Gustave Flaubert

Our ignorance of history makes us libel to our own times. People have always been like this.


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Mason Cooley, O Magazine, April 2004

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.


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Max Lerner

America shudders at anything alien, and when it wants to shut its mind against any man's ideas, it calls him a foreigner.


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John Dewey

The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has been, is moving to become better.


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John Donne

No man is an island, entire of itself every man is a piece of the continent.


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Rita Mae Brown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.


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Back to the Future

Dr. Emmett Brown The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.


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John Dryden

Death in itself is nothing but we fear To be we know not what, we know not where.


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Samuel Johnson

Hope is necessary in every condition.


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Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened.



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