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Stuart Seaton
The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.
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Warren Bennis
People who cannot invent and reinvent themselves must be content with borrowed postures, secondhand ideas, fitting in instead of standing out.
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Sidney Madwed
Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.
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M Scott Peck
Problems do not go away. They must be worked through or else they remain, forever a barrier to the growth and development of the spirit.
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Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
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Bertrand Russell
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
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Unknown
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry
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Salman Rushdie, O Magazine, April 2003
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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Lao-Tzu
Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to use them, it is best to do so without relish. There is no glory in victory, and to glorify it despite this is to exult in the killing of men. . . . When great numbers of people are killed, one should weep over them with sorrow. When victorious in war, one should observe mourning rites.
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Socrates, In "Phaedo," sct. 98, by Plato.
I was afraid that by observing objects with my eyes and trying to comprehend them with each of my other senses I might blind my soul altogether.
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Theodore Roosevelt
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
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Alfred Hitchcock
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
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