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Woodrow Wilson, Speech to Congress, Apr. 2, 1917
The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon the tested foundations of political liberty.
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J. Gregory Keyes, "Babylon 5: Dark Genesis: The Birth of the Psi Corps"
The mirror never sees itself. The reflection never is itself.
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Bhagavad Gita
Governing sense, mind and intellect, intent on liberation, free from desire, fear and anger, the sage is forever free.
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Eric Hoffer
You dehumanize a man as much by returning him to nature - by making him one with rocks, vegetation, and animals - as by turning him into a machine. Both the natural and the mechanical are the opposite of that which is uniquely human. Nature is a self-made machine, more perfectly automated than any automated machine. To create something in the image of nature is to create a machine, and it was by learning the inner working of nature that man became a builder of machines. It is also obvious that when man domesticated animals and plants he acquired self-made machines for the production of food, power, and beauty.
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Author Unknown
If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
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Anatole France
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets and to steal bread.
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Heraclitus
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
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Henrik Ibsen
A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to battle for freedom and truth.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Grey
All art is quite useless.
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John Churton Collins
In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
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U.S. vs Cruikshan
The right of bearing arms for a lawful purpose is not a right granted by the Constitution neither is it in any manner dependent upon that instrument for its existence.
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George Eliot
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
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