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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotations - 12

Charles Manson

Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of love.


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Miguel de Cervantes

Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.


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Frances Willard

The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.


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George Macaulay Trevelyan

History repeats itself and history never repeats itself are about equally trueWe never know enough about the infinitely complex circumstances of any past event to prophesy the future by analogy.


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Oscar Wilde

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.


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Pierre Charron

The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all others, but the least practised, is to study and learn how to know ourselves. This is the foundation of wisdom and the highway to whatever is good. . . . God, Nature, the wise, the world, preach man, exhort him both by word and deed to the study of himself.


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John Barth

It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire him.


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Cicero

By doubting we come at truth.


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Voltaire

Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.


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Kahlil Gibran

I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.


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Niels Bohr

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.



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