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Silly Random Quotations - 12
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Charles Manson
Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of love.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
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Frances Willard
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
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George Macaulay Trevelyan
History repeats itself and history never repeats itself are about equally trueWe never know enough about the infinitely complex circumstances of any past event to prophesy the future by analogy.
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Oscar Wilde
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
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Pierre Charron
The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all others, but the least practised, is to study and learn how to know ourselves. This is the foundation of wisdom and the highway to whatever is good. . . . God, Nature, the wise, the world, preach man, exhort him both by word and deed to the study of himself.
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John Barth
It is often pleasant to stone a martyr, no matter how much we admire him.
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Cicero
By doubting we come at truth.
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Voltaire
Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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Kahlil Gibran
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
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Niels Bohr
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
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