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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Kahlil Gibran

Oh, heart, I the ignorant say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower perishes, but the seeds remain. This is the law of God.


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Simeon Strunsky

People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.


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Robin Green

Spring has sprung. We're free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother nature, we're free. Time to toss open that metaphysical window and check out that psychic landscape. See lots of possibilities budding out there. Time to hoe those rows, feed that seed. Pretty soon you get a garden.


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Ralph Erskine

The job of buildings is to improve human relations architecture must ease them, not make them worse.


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Mary Catherine Bateson

Of any stopping place in life, it is good to ask whether it will be a good place from which to go on as well as a good place to remain.


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William Ellery Channing

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.


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Arab Proverb

A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keeping what is worth keeping, and, with the breath of kindness, blow the rest away.


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Kahlil Gibran

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love.


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Martin Luther King, Jr.

All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.


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Maria de Jesus

A child is the root of the heart.


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Ovid

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.


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Arnold Patent

As you express joy, you draw it out of those you meet, creating joyful people and joyful events. The greater the joy you express,the more joy you experience.



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