William Torrey Harris

Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. ... The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to think about any other role.

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Terence

I am a man, and whatever concerns humanity is of interest to me.

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Peter Gabriel

Deadlines are things that we pass through on the way to finishing.

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There\'s Something About Mary

Warren Franks and Beans Franks and Beans

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Bertrand Russell

Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.

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Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I sat down and wept

I opened the window and my heart. The sun flooded my house and love flooded my soul.

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Frantz Fanon

Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.

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Thomas Carlyle

A man with a half volition goes backwards and forwards, and makes no way on the smoothest road a man with a whole volition advances on the roughest, and will reach his purpose, if there be even a little worthiness in it. The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. Have a purpose in life and having it, throw such strength of mind and muscle into your work as God has given you.

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Homer

How God ever brings like to like.

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Psalm 27 13-14 Bible

I believe that I shall see the bounty of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord with courage be stouthearted, and wait for the Lord.

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Scottish Proverb

Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.

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Aristotle

The gods too are fond of a joke.

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