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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotations - 18

Benjamin Disraeli

Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.


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James Baldwin

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.


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Johann Kaspar Lavater

It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and actions of others.


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English Proverb

In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.


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Maria Montessori

The task of the educator lies in seeing that the child does not confound good with immobility and evil with activity.


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William Osler

There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and for some men it is quite as difficult to record an observation in brief and plain language.


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Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.


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Louis L. Mann

What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him.


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Henry David Thoreau

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!


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Richard M. DeVos

Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A word of optimism and hope. A you can do it when things are tough.


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Lucius Accius Telephus

Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat. (Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.)


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Frank Herbert Dune

Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.



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