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Stuti Garg
Sometimes we want to get away from the busy and hectic city life to find solace in the raging waves of the ocean pounding on the rocks or the turbulent splashing of a bubbling waterfall. At other times we are amazed by the immovable silence of a mountain or the gentle caress of a river overjoyed tat its union with the sea. The topography of a region speaks to each one of us--a secret language that people from all facets of life understand and relate to.
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Edward Verall Lucas
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Herbert Butterfield
The very fact of its finding itself in agreement with other minds perturbs it, so that it hunts for points of divergence, feeling the urgent need to make it clear that at least it reached the same conclusions by a different route.
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Erich Fromm
Sleep is often the only occasion in which man cannot silence his conscience; we forget what we knew in our dream.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
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Ferdinand Hodler
When you look up at the sky, you have a feeling of unity, which delights you and makes you giddy.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., speech, October 3, 1952
Understanding human needs is half the job of meeting them.
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Roger Zelazny, The Courts of Chaos
I felt that I had done my duty. Nothing drove me now. I had run out of causes and was as close as I might ever be to peace. With all this behind me, I felt that if I had to die now, it was all right. I would not protest quite so loudly as I would have at any other time.
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S Hayakawa
Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, 'I have failed three times,' and what happens when he says, 'I'm a failure.'
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Publilius Syrus
It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.
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John L. Jackley, New York Times, 10/29/90, p. A15.
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home....
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