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Erma Bombeck
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, 'Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there. These are great dreams, but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I' That's where courage comes in.
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Voltaire
...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
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Browning
To each mortal peradventure earth becomes a new machine.
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Harold S. Hulbert
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
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Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
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Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public.
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Henry David Thoreau
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
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Mary Shelley
My dreams were all my own; I accounted them to nobody; They were my refuge when annoyed - my dearest pleasure when free.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.
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John Fellows Akers
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee Whereupon Winston Churchill answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it.
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John Dryden
A mob is the scum that rises upmost when the nation boils.
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