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Edward Markey, quoted in Associated Press, July 22, 2005
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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Hoshang N. Akhtar
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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Gypsy Rose Lee
God is love, but get it in writing.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
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William Sloane Coffin, http://www.pbs.org/now/transcript/transcript310_full.html
Human beings who blind themselves to human need make themselves less human.
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Immanuel Kant
That all our knowledge begins with experience, there is indeed no doubt....but although our knowledge originates WITH experience, it does not all arise OUT OF experience.
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Fred R. Barnard
One picture is worth a thousand words.
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Sri da Avabhas
Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old friend. Come into my apartments, and we'll suffer through a deep breakfast of pure sunlight.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.
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John Ray
Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of your soul.
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Happy Gilmore
Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
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Brian Andreas
She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short.
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