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Henry David Thoreau
The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle touches of air and water working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time.
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Hugh Prather
To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only sure reward in my actions and not from them.
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Dwight D Eisenhower
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
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Wittgenstein
If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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Dorothy Rothschild Parker
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe
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Robert Francis Kennedy
In crises the most daring course is often safest.
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Giuseppe Garibaldi
Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
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Barbara Sher
Every single one of us can do things that no one else can do -- can love things that no one else can love. We are like violins. We can be used for doorstops, or we can make music. You know what to do.
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Socrates
The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like him.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
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Buddha
Of all the worldly passions, lust is the most intense. All other worldly passions seem to follow in its train.
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Samuel Johnson
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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