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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if thou shouldst watch closely.
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Unknown
Forgiveness does not mean the cancellation of all consequences of wrong doing. It means the refusal on God's part to let our guilty past affect His relationship with us.
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Anne Rice, "Blood and Gold"
No matter how long we exist, we have our memories. Points in time which time itself cannot erase. Suffering may distort my backward glances, but even to suffering, some memories will yield nothing of ther beauty or their splendor. Rather they remain as hard as gems.
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Robert Joseph Bob Dole
You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned.
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Blaise Pascal
Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves.
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Robert Browning
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be.
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Amanda Grier
A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather be the one experiencing the pain than to have to watch their friend suffer.
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Unknown
Humanity's survival does not depend on reducing differences to a common identity, but on learning to live creatively with differences.
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Sir Winston Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last.
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Aesop, The Hare and the Tortoise
Slow and steady wins the race.
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