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Pope Julius III
Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
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Donald G. Smith
The people who teach us that it is wrong to be skeptical are themselves the reasons that we should be skeptical.
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Babe Ruth
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
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Martha Dandridge Custis Washington
The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
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Euripides, Alcestis, 438 B.C.
I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses;
I have been versed in the reasonings of men;
but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.
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Albert Einstein, 1879-1955
Nothing in the world makes people so afraid as the influence of independent-minded people.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life.
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Samuel Johnson
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
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J. William Galbraith
Familiarity may breed contempt in some areas of human behavior, but in the field of social ideas it is the touchstone of acceptability.
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Agathon, from Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
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Plato, _Phaedrus_
...Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual, and likewise anyone who receives it, in the belief that such writing will be clear and certain, must be exceedingly simple-minded...
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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