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Hunter S. Thompson
When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Leadership and learning are indispensible to each other.
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Bertrand Russell
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
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Angel Blessing
Angels around us, angels beside us, angels within us. Angels are watching over you when times are good or stressed. Their wings wrap gently around you, whispering you are loved and blessed.
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John Kerry, Debate
When President Bush invaded Iraq after 9 11 it was like Truman invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Whence and how they come, I know not, nor can I force them...
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Author Unknown
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.
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Heinrich Heine
Whenever books are burned men also in the end are burned.
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Titus Plautus
Courage in danger is half the battle.
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Oprah Winfrey
I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
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Anon.
That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown
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Virgil
Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
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