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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Sir Winston Churchill

I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.


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VII Putnam

The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person.


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Albert Einstein

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.


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Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Well behaved women seldom make history.


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Saint Bernard, Epistle

You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters.


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Howard Abrahamson

I'm so happy to be rich, I'm willing to take all the consequences.


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G. K. Chesterton

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.


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Karl Kraus

A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.


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Aristophanes

By words the mind is winged.


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Margaret Millar

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.


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Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A wise man's question contains half the answer.


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Chinese Proverb

If you are rich, you speak the truth if you are poor, your words are but lies.



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