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Peter Hoeg
I feel the same way about solitude as some people feel about the blessing of the church. It's the light of grace for me. I never close my door behind me without the awareness that I am carrying out an act of mercy toward myself.
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W. Somerset Maugham
There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Right now I think censorship is necessary the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.
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Epictetus
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
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Seneca
The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor your nights without a want and a grief, But rather when these things girdle your life and yet you rise above them naked and unbound.
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Harry S Truman, in Look, Apr. 3, 1956
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
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Aldous Huxley
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Shun no toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other yet do not devote yourself to one branch exclusively. Strive to get clear notions about all. Give up no science entirely for science is but one.
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Jerry Coleman
There's two heads to every coin.
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Albert Einstein
My sense of God is my sense of wonder about the Universe.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was and no matter how big, not big enough for its demands.
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