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Crazy Random Quotations - 23
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Dag Hammarskjold, newpaper quote of the day
Do not look back. And do not dream about the future, either. It will neither give you back the past, nor satisfy your other daydreams. Your duty, your reward- your destiny-are here and now.
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Jane Fonda
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
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George Herbert
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
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George Carlin, Napalm and Silly Putty
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
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Sara Teasdale
No one worth possessing Can be quite possessed.
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Sidney Madwed
The birthplace of success for each person is in his Inner-Consciousness. The Inner-Consciousness will use whatever it is given. If constructive thoughts are planted positive outcomes will be the result. Plant the seeds of failure and failure will follow. And since the only real freedom a person has is the choice of what thoughts he will feed to his Inner-Consciousness he is totally responsible for the outcomes he gets.
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Kabbalah
The pure impulse of dynamic creation is formless and being formless, the creation it gives rise to can assume any and every form.
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Anatole France
An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
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Barbara Hall
The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.
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Horace
Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come, bring many agreeable things with them as they go, they take many away.)
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Novalis
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man.
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Mark Twain
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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