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Benjamin Franklin
Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
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D. H. Lawrence
Be still when you have nothing to say when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Aldous Huxley
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
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Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Commencement Address at Harvard University, June 8, 1978.
A decline in courage may be the most striking feature that an outside observer notices in the West today. The Western world has lost its civic courage, both as a whole and separately, in each country, in each government, in each political party, and, of course, in the United Nations. Such a decline in courage is particularly noticeable among the ruling and intellectual elites...
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Mao Zedong
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On intellectuals)
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Noel Coward
Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
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David Brinkley
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
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Erma Bombeck, on her tombstone
I told you I was sick.
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