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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Quotations from Famous People - 148

Mencius

Sincerity is the way of Heaven.


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Audrey Hepburn

You go back. You search for what made you happy when you were smaller. We are all grown up children, really... So one should go back and search for what was loved and found to be real.


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Spanish Proverb

Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.


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Henry David Thoreau, Walden

Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains.


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William Blake

To see a world in a Grain of Sand, And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.


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Hesiod

The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.


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J. Paul Getty

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.


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John Fletcher

Death hath so many doors to let out life.


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Henry David Thoreau

The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.


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T. S. Eliot

Immature poets imitate mature poets steal.


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George Bernard Shaw

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.


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John Powell

Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.



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