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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 164
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Andy Rooney
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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George Bernard Shaw
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
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Sir James Barrie
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost.
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Fidel Castro
The revolution ... is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters.
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Simone Weil, The Need for Roots (1949)
What a country calls its vital economic interests are not the things which enable its citizens to live, but the things which enable it to make war. Petrol is much more likely than wheat to be a cause of international conflict.
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Marie Beyon Ray
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Let us use it before it is too late.
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Oprah Winfrey, "The Oprah Winfrey Show"
I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.
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Anatole Broyard
There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.
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Alexander Pope
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
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Isaac Newton
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.
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