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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 147
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Richard Lamm
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it.
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Ronald Reagan
You can accomplish much if you don't care who gets the credit.
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John J. Plomp
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
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Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.
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Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Hugh White
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
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Wilberforce
God has so made the mind of man that a peculiar deliciousness resides in the fruits of personal industry.
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H. Allen Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of Ten Best.
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Nathan M. Pusey
The teacher's task is not to implant facts but to place the subject to be learned in front of the learner and, through sympathy, emotion, imagination and patience, to awaken in the learner the restless drive for answers and insights which enlarge the personal life and give it meaning.
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Georg W. Hegel
Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.
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Arab Proverb
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
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J. Martin Kohe
The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.
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