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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 153
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Porterfield
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
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Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi
A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.
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Bruce Lee
As long as we separate this 'oneness' into two, we won't achieve realization.
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Anonymous
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
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William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
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Lord Thomas Dewar
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer, New York Times Magazine, Nov. 26, 1978
What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity in it.
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Albert Einstein
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
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Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
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Warren Bennis
Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems require collective solutions.
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John Fellows Akers
Set your expectations high find men and women whose integrity and values you respect get their agreement on a course of action and give them your ultimate trust.
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Douglas Adams
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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