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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 154
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Voltaire
True greatness consists in the use of a powerful understanding to enlighten oneself and others.
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Robert Bresson
Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
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Clarence Darrow
We know life is futile. A man who considers that his life is of very wonderful importance is awfully close to a padded cell.
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Sam Walton
High expectations are the key to everything.
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Albert Einstein
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
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Martin Luther King Jr., Strength to Love, 1963
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
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Ice T
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
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Truman Capote
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
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Forest Witcraft
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, how big my house was, or what kind of car I drove. But the world may be a little better, because I was important in the life of a child.
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Euripides
The wisest men follow their own direction.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
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Rena Harmon
Acceptance. It is the true thing everyone longs for. The one thing everyone craves. To walk in a room and to be greeted by everyone with hugs and smiles. And in that small passing moment, you truly know you're loved, needed, and accepted.
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