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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 184
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Miguel de Cervantes
He has an oar in every man's boat, and a finger in every pie.
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Victor Cousin
True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
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Clarence Darrow
There is no such thing as justice--in or out of court.
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Ray Simard
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
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John Madden
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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Shawnee Indian Chant
Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you wrong: You wrong yourself.
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Val Peters
Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.
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Judith Stone
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.
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Charles E. Wilson
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.
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Will Rogers
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
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Barry Goldwater
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
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The Dhammapada
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
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