Marcus Aelius Aurelius

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature.

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Ronald Reagan

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

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Josh Billings

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.

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Allphonse de Lamartine

Sometimes, when one person is absent, the whole world seems depopulated

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Robert D. Sprecht

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

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Mark Twain

Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money.

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Harlen Ellison, interview with Charlie Rose

What is not nailed down is mine. Anything that I can pry loose was not nailed down.

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George Bernard Shaw

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

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John Updike

The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called education. School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you.

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Hebrew Proverb

Man plans and God laughs.

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Terence

Charity begins at home.

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Martha Graham

The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.

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