Frank Moore Colby

Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their private activities are resumed, they fly apart again.

= = = = = = = = = =

Carl T. Rowan, Jr.

Let... others call me a hypocrite because I fired a gun in a moment of personal peril. I shall still be for strict gun control. But as long as authorities leave this society awash in drugs and guns, I will protect my family.

= = = = = = = = = =

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.

= = = = = = = = = =

Norman O. Brown

The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future.

= = = = = = = = = =

Igor Stravinsky

I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not by my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge.

= = = = = = = = = =

Edgar Albert Guest

The timid and fearful first failures dismay, but the stout heart stays trying by night and by day. He values his failures as lessons that teach The one way to get to the goal he would reach.

= = = = = = = = = =

Bertolt Brecht

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

= = = = = = = = = =

Sara Teasdale

I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.

= = = = = = = = = =

Henry Van Dyke

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play, and to look up at the stars.

= = = = = = = = = =

Henry David Thoreau

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

= = = = = = = = = =

Oliver Schreiner

There was never a great man who had not a great mother

= = = = = = = = = =

Lazarus Long

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

<-- Previous | Next -->

<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>

More Funny Quotations

Funny-Quotes-Online.com

Interesting :

Custom Search