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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 163
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Albert Einstein
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
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Jeff Marder
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Coco Chanel
There is time for work. And there is time for love. That leaves no other time.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
He who has great power should use it lightly.
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William Shakespeare
Our doubts are traitors,And make us lose the good we oft might winBy fearing to attempt.
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Henry Miller
All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.
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Milan Kundera
Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it.
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M.C. Escher
I believe that producing pictures, as I do, is almost solely a question of wanting so very much to do it well.
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Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an over- dose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center.
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William H. McNeill
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the warmth of your robe prepare you for what is to come.
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Walt Whitman
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
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Kahlil Gibran
I am indeed rich, since my income is superior to my expense, and my expense is equal to my wishes.
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