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Silly Quotations from Famous People - 142
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Bertrand Russell
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
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Hunter S. Thompson
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
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W. C. Fields
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Albert Einstein
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
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Albert Einstein
The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
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Martin Luther
In this life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live in his death, he is a sacrifice, satisfying for our sins in his resurrection, a conqueror in his ascentions, a kind in his intercession, a high priest.
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Oscar Wilde
Biography lends to death a new terror.
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G. C. Lichtenberg
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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Alan J. Perlis
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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Charles Bukowski
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.
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Archibald Mc Leish
To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold - brothers who know now they are truly brothers.
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Anon.
Great minds think alike.
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