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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 141
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Barbara J. Winter
When you come to the end of everything you know And are faced with the darkness of the unknown, Faith is knowing one of two things will happen. Either there will be something solid for you to stand on, Or you will be taught how to fly.
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W.H. Auden
In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
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Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
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John Ruskin
Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave.
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Benjamin Disraeli
As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.
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Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Vincent Van Gogh
I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.
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John W.N. Sullivan
...it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since mathematics, in its own way, also performs this function, it is not only aesthetically charming but profoundly significant. It is an art, and a great art.
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Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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Cicero
Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
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Anatole France, The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
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