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Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 140
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William Shakespeare, "Much Ado about Nothing", Act 2 scene 1
Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
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Fred Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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Samuel Butler
Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, Gandalf on Saruman, The Two Towers
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
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Edward Chapin
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
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Bill Cosby
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Robert D. Richardson
Part of the power of Emerson's individualism is his insistence, at crucial moments, that individualism does not mean isolation or self-sufficiency. This is not a paradox, for it is only the strong individual who can frankly concede the sometimes surprising extent of his own dependence.
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Blaise Pascal
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.
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Clare Boothe Luce
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
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Paul A. Samuelson
Good questions outrank easy answers.
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Confucius
The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest success only comes later.
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Unknown
Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.
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