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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 174
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Sir Robert Hutchison
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
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Robert Cormier, We All Fall Down
As pity moved into that hole inside her, she discovered how distant pity was from hate, how very far it was from love.
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Mark Twain
We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.
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Peter Medawar
Today the world changes so quickly that in growing up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in ... Fear and resentment of what is new is really a lament for the memories of our childhood.
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Baudjuin
No matter how hard you work for success if your thought is saturated with the fear of failure, it will kill your efforts, neutralize your endeavors and make success impossible.
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William Lyon Phelps
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century.
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William Graham Sumner
Property left to a child may soon be lost; but the inheritance of virtue--a good name an unblemished reputation--will abide forever. If those who are toiling for wealth to leave their children, would but take half the pains to secure for them virtuous habits, how much more serviceable would they be. The largest property may be wrested from a child, but virtue will stand by him to the last.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Your mind must always go, even while you're shaking hands and going through all the maneuvers. I developed the ability long ago to do one thing while thinking about another.
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Hermann Hesse
There is no reality except the one contained within us. That is why so many people live such an unreal life. They take the images outside them for reality and never allow the world within to assert itself.
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Redd Foxx
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Martha Graham
The body is a sacred garment.
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Albert Einstein
The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
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