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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 179
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Laertius Diogenes
He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil, namely, ignorance.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.
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Marquis de Sade
No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain its impressions are unmistakable.
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Marian Evans
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Life is short and we have never too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are traveling the dark journey with us. Oh be swift to love, make haste to be kind.
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Jean Cocteau
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
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Henry J. Tillman
Oregano is the spice of life.
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Thomas Jefferson
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
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James Thurber
He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
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Francis Bacon
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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H.L. Mencken
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
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Egyptian Proverb
Do not rejoice over what has not yet happened.
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