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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 173
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Simon Cameron
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
Whoever has inhabited the United States must have perceived that in those parts of the Union in which the Negroes are no longer slaves the have in no wise drawn nearer to the whites. On the contrary, the prejudice of race appears to be stronger in the states that have abolished slavery than those where it still exists and nowhere is it intolerant as in those states where servitude has never been known.
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Thomas John Watson, Sr.
Would you like me to give you a formula for...success It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure... You're thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn't at all... You can be discouraged by failure--or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because, remember that's where you'll find success. On the far side.
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Unknown
Life was made to be enjoyed as well as endured.
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Tom Robbins
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
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Edgar Allan Poe, From a letter to Frederick W. Thomas (February 14, 1849).
Depend upon it, after all, Thomas, Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path.
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Helen Keller
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
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Clarence Darrow
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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Old Indian saying
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
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Sean O\'Faolain
There is only one admirable form of the imagination the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.
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Robert Frost
We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows.
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Ralph Abraham
My specific goal is to revolutionize the future of the species. Mathematics is just another way of predicting the future.
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