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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 139
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La Rochefoucauld
The surest way to be deceived is to think oneself cleverer than the others.
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Joel Rosenberg
Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
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Franck Sebastian
The world loves to be deceived.
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Alanis Morissette
You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose, you learn You bleed, you learn You scream, you learn
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Anais Nin
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
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Thomas Carlyle
Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
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Dale Carnegie
The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
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Josh Billings
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
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Marcus
If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started.
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