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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 138
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Alexander Pope
To err is human to forgive, divine.
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Alex Kroll
Getting ideas is like shaving if you don't do it every day, you're a bum.
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John Burroughs
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.
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Homer
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
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H. L. Mencken
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe... Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
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Demosthenes
There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all, but especially to democracies against despots -- suspicion.
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E. Joseph Crossman
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Lord Byron
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause for breath,
And love itself have rest.
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Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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Mary Webb
If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.
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Jerry Chin
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.
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Thomas Jefferson
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
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