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A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Silly Quotations from Famous People - 172
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Cynthia Wang
Persistence plus no dignity equals success.
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William E. Brock
It's an insane tragedy that '700
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David Nestor
Don't hold on to anything too tightly sooner or later, you'll have to let go.
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Marcel Proust
All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last.
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Katherine D. Ortega
In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of United States currency. More important to me, however, is the signature that appears on my life-the strong, proud, assertive handwriting of a loving father and mother.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.
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Author Unknown
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.
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Rudyard Kipling
There is no sin greater than ignorance.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
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Simeon Strunsky, No Mean City (1944)
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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