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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 181
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Randolph Silliman Bourne
About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and no apparent interest in politics. What a waste.
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Ernest Hemingway
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part.
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Han Suyin
...love from one being to another can only be that two solitudes come nearer, recognize and protect and comfort each other.
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King Charles I, of England
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen depart, be lost, but climb.
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Bill Bowerman
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
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Clare Booth Luce
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
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Sophocles, Antigone
I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for whatever reason, to follow the course that he knows is best for the State; and as for the man who sets private friendship above the public welfare - I have no use for him either.
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Lillian Smith
To believe in something to yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives it is the only way we can leave the future open.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
In this age when there can be no losers in peace and no victors in war, we must recognize the obligation to match national strength with national restraint.
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William Shakespeare
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
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Seneca, Epistles
Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.
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