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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 145
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Logan Pearsall Smith
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
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Frances Rodman
Courage is sometimes frail as hope is frail a fragile shoot between two stones that grows brave toward the sun though warmth and brightness fail, striving and faith the only strength it knows.
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Mortal
I will be near you when you cry if just to say I sympathize and when it's more than you can take I'll watch the tears fall from your eyes.
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Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
Our sweetest songs are those that tell the saddest thoughts.
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Bill Wilson, Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous
God is either everything, or He is nothing.
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William Shakespeare
When we are born, we cry, that we are come To this great stage of fools.
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Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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J. C. Watts
Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Hope is only the love of life.
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F. Nietzsche, The Wanderer and His Shadow
The greatest giver of alms is cowardice.
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John Sales
Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
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