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Jane Austen
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
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Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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Henry J. Kaiser
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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Will Schutz
Everyone is responsible and no one is to blame.
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Michelangelo Buonarroti
Beauty is the purgation of superfluities.
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Tom Robbins
I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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Yuri A. Gagarin
I could have gone on flying through space forever.
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Thomas Jefferson
There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequal people.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Time ripens all things. No man is born wise.
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Jesse Louis Jackson
Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow-red, yellow, brown, black and white-and we're all precious in God's sight.
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Tom Robbins, _Skinny Legs and All_, 1990, p. 305.
...to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to create hell. In their desperate longing to transcend the disorderliness, friction, and unpredictability that pesters life; in their desire for a fresh start in a tidy habitat, germ-free and secured by angels, religious multitudes are gambling the only life they may ever have on a dark horse in a race that has no finish line.
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