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We were all born with wings. In times of doubt spread them.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Courage and modesty are the most unequivocal of virtues, for they are of a kind that hypocrisy cannot imitate they too have this quality in common, that they are expressed by the same color.
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Joanne Woodward
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
An action will not be right unless the will be right for from thence is the action derived. Again, the will will not be right unless the disposition of the mind be right for from thence comes the will.
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Anon.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
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Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
Hope is a waking dream.
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Howard Newton
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
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Paul Sadler
It has been said that God's gift is also indescribable because of the grace by which it is given. God, who is rich in mercy, gave the world the gift of His dear Son while we were at enmity with Him. Paul says 'But God commendeth His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us' (Rom. 58). Therefore, in Him we are freely given all things redemption, forgiveness of sins, righteousness, peace, hope, wisdom and knowledge.
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Arthur C. Clarke
Science can destroy religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they have few followers now.
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Henry de Bracton
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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Andrew A. Rooney
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
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Washington Irving
I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my own stories.
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