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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Quotations from Famous People - 168

God\'s Little Instruction Book

If you don't stand up for something, then you'll fall for anything.


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Henry Miller

What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it


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Charles de Montesquieu

The love of democracy is that of equality.


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Horace

Of writing well the source and fountainhead is wise thinking.


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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Grey

People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity.


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Scarface

Tony Montana Me, I want what's coming to me. Manny Oh, well what's coming to you Tony Montana The world, Chico, and everything in it.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you gain, you lose something.


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Chinese Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.


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Brendan Francis

A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.


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Henry Robinson Luce

Business more than any other occupation is a continual dealing with the future it is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in foresight.


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Mort Crim

It's impossible to reach good conclusions with bad information. . . . We're all entitled to our own opinions. But none of us can afford to be wrong in our facts.


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Charles Caleb Colton

Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.



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