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Very Funny Quotations from Famous People - 170
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Sally Poplin
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over them.
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George Sheehan
The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
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Henry David Thoreau, Journal, January 21, 1838
Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
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Aeschylus
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist, section 16
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
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James Ramsey
It is the ultimate wisdom of the mountains that a man is never more a man than when he is striving for what is beyond his grasp.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own mind.
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George Herbert
He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself.
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Peter McWilliams
If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
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Waldo Frank
We go forth all to seek America. And in the seeking we create her. In the quality of our search shall be the nature of the America that we created.
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Will Cuppy
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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William Shakespeare, "Othello", Act 2 scene 1
I am not merry; but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
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